graffquotes:

Smart phones…Dumb people

(Source: killianhjones)

highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office

(Source: hoechlinshasmoved)

farbeyondthesecastlewalls:

Seriously.

gabbysilang:

Mindy Lahiri: voice of a generation.

I don’t know man if rdj asked I’d probably cave

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(Source: floozys)

this-sexy-blog:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

Who is josh and how do we kill him

(Source: stileshelbig)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

get to know me meme [6/10] favorite movies - girl, interrupted (1999)
      i: what kind of tree can you be, janet, down there on the floor?
             j: i’m a fucking shrub, all right?

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(Source: omfgbooks)